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Doggie Nightmares

Puppy Is Afraid Of The Dark

Doggy Nightmares My Spanish dog, The Puppy, is afraid of everything as I’ve explained in the last blog. Well, a new fear has sprung up like an oily and poisonous mushroom in the dark and fertile ground of her mind. Puppy is now afraid of the dark. To be precise, It’s not so much the dark as the sudden, explosive cancelling…

Lost Without You

Lost Without Karen Part 2

Home Alone And Lost I spent the entire first half of this blog complaining about the pets I have to care for in Karen’s absence. These are my pets too of course, and I care for them often while Karen’s home anyway, it’s just not as full on. The pets and all the added responsibility are not the real problem…

scared puppy picture

Lost Without Karen

Home Alone With Pets Last week my wife left for two weeks in London. She said she was going to visit family but I suspect she secretly enrolled in Hogwarts or married a tennis pro at Wimbledon. Really, why else would anyone go to London? So she’s either going to come back as a wizardly witch or a rich bitch…

Pain and Fear

When you pinch yourself, hard, with a pair of needle-nose pliers, say, you can endure Herculean amount of pain. Enough to leave your nipples semi-hard for three hours with fancy groves running back to front. When Mistress Misery, however, applies the exact same amount of pressure you find yourself in incredible pain and utter “Mitt Romney” (which has been your…