The Book’s Done and I’m Back!
So, as you’ve noticed I haven’t blogged in over two years. Sorry for not visiting your blogs either, I’ve been busy writing my book.
And I finally did it! I wrote a book!
Lost in Spain is done and you can now buy it. If you think I’ll get famous and OD (a gamble? Sure. But you never know) thereby making my autograph valuable, or if you’re just into autographed books, then you can even order a signed copy. Just leave a message here or email me @firstname.lastname@example.org
Lost in Spain is a collection of eleven humor essays that I wrote about the three years I spent in Miami. Just kidding, it’s about the three years I spent in Spain. Six of the essays are character driven. Remember that clan of murderous Gypsies I wrote about? They’re in the book. So are other groups of people, each crazier than the last. The other five chapters are introspective and end up showing the past that has shaped me into the damaged but shockingly sober person I am today. I’m inappropriately proud of the finished product. I put a lot of work into it. I put my heart and soul into it. I think you’ll like it so please go buy it now. Please, pretty please with a cherry on top, now go buy the fucking book.
I’m glad that’s out of the way. Thank you. Anyway, I’m kinda sorta back, but in new form at this new spot. Do you like what I did with the décor? I’m going to try to post a blog here at least once a week. I’m also thinking of bringing some of my best old stuff over here from email@example.com with the “read more…” feature so there will be less need for scrolling on your part. I know how you people hate scrolling. Feel free to leave a comment with suggestions you have or blogs you’d like moved over. I’ll be adding links to my favorite blogs very soon.