I Wrote A Book

The Book’s Done and I’m Back!

So, as you’ve noticed I haven’t blogged in over two years. Sorry for not visiting your blogs either, I’ve been busy writing my book.

And I finally did it! I wrote a book!

Lost in Spain is done and you can now buy it. If you think I’ll get famous and OD (a gamble? Sure. But you never know) thereby making my autograph valuable, or if you’re just into autographed books, then you can even order a signed copy. Just leave a message here or email me @zodifl@hotmail.com

Lost in Spain is a collection of eleven humor essays that I wrote about the three years I spent in Miami. Just kidding, it’s about the three years I spent in Spain. Six of the essays are character driven. Remember that clan of murderous Gypsies I wrote about? They’re in the book. So are other groups of people, each crazier than the last. The other five chapters are introspective and end up showing the past that has shaped me into the damaged but shockingly sober person I am today. I’m inappropriately proud of the finished product. I put a lot of work into it. I put my heart and soul into it. I think you’ll like it so please go buy it now. Please, pretty please with a cherry on top, now go buy the fucking book.

I’m glad that’s out of the way. Thank you. Anyway, I’m kinda sorta back, but in new form at this new spot. Do you like what I did with the décor? I’m going to try to post a blog here at least once a week. I’m also thinking of bringing some of my best old stuff over here from zodiblogfl@wordpress.com with the “read more…” feature so there will be less need for scrolling on your part. I know how you people hate scrolling. Feel free to leave a comment with suggestions you have or blogs you’d like moved over. I’ll be adding links to my favorite blogs very soon.

  19 comments for “I Wrote A Book

  1. February 24, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    Great to have you back online. I have missed your blogs and can’t wait to start reading them again.
    Congrats on the book!!!!

    • Scott
      February 26, 2014 at 3:36 am

      Thank you, missed you as well.

  2. Amy
    February 26, 2014 at 12:32 am

    You are appropriately proud. Gloat! You deserve to!

    And I like the new place. It’s clean and uncluttered unlike your brain.

    Kisses!

    • Scott
      February 26, 2014 at 3:36 am

      Amy, almost everything I do is inappropriate.

      Do you? I think my head is a little, I don’t know, immense.

      Also, I really need to take you on a tour of my brain. You might be surprised. I see your kiss and raise you a hug, love!

  3. February 26, 2014 at 12:52 am

    Sign me up!

    • Scott
      February 26, 2014 at 3:32 am

      Would you like a signed copy?

      • March 2, 2014 at 9:00 am

        Would love one! To be cherished with my autographed copy of Orange Crush by Tim Dorsey!

        Can you send it down here? Let me know.

        • Scott
          March 2, 2014 at 1:25 pm

          I love Tim Dorsey! It would be an honor to send one all the way to New Zealand, if you don’t mind the exorbitant shipping costs. How much was it when TD sent you a copy?

          • March 17, 2014 at 3:52 am

            Why don’t we do this– send it to my brother in Ohio and I’ll pick it up from him when I visit later in the year. Let me know if that’s ok.

          • Scott
            March 17, 2014 at 12:15 pm

            That works, absolutely. That way it’s only $16.32 instead of $40 or $50 thousand. I’ll invoice your email through Paypal. Just shoot me his address and I’ll ship it out this week. (My email is zodifl@hotmail.com).

            Thanks a lot, I really appreciate it!

  4. Ena
    February 26, 2014 at 1:23 am

    Yay! I’ve been waiting and waiting! Congratulations on completing your book!

    • Scott
      February 26, 2014 at 3:31 am

      Ena! I’ve missed you. I was afraid you were swallowed by a snake out there in the desert! I owe you a book.

  5. Elizabeth
    February 26, 2014 at 1:28 am

    Now that I have already purchased the book, let’s get this show on the road!

    • Scott
      February 26, 2014 at 3:29 am

      Thank you so much Elizabeth! The show is about to meet the road. But never I95, I hate I95.

  6. March 2, 2014 at 7:41 pm

    Well la de da…and no zombies.
    I have a feeling that someday you’ll be dropping them on a plate and I’m OK with that but glad your first book is of your outrageous exploits in Spain. Can’t wait to get my copy at an exploited cost! Congratulations….it better be fucking good!

  7. March 13, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    Congrats on the book!

    • Scott
      March 13, 2014 at 11:17 pm

      Thank you very much T!

  8. March 31, 2014 at 9:31 pm

    You did friggin WHAT?

    • Scott
      March 31, 2014 at 10:12 pm

      I know, crazy right?!

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