Tag Archive for Satire

Glenn Beck Sued

Glenn Beck Sued By Humanity As A Whole

A class action lawsuit has been brought against Glenn Beck by the Institution of humanity as a whole for copious and irrevocable damage to the human race. An attorney for Humanity LLC, Thomas Grayson said the suit was brought after his client had simply had enough of the mental, emotional, financial and familial damage to the species. The suit alleges…

Bacon

Will Everyone Please Shut the Fuck Up About Bacon

Bacon! Bacon tastes good, yes it does, but so do a lot of other, less heat-attack-y, more versatile foods. Bacon, if cooked properly, is crispy and salty and delicious. Bacon is an acceptable and welcome addition to every possible meal in a day. Bacon is not your best friend, that’s either your dog or your spouse or drug of choice. Bacon…