Worst Sales Pitch EVER

Yes the kindle edition will be (should be) available this weekend but why not buy the paper book today? Imagine sitting in your living room with someone you want to impress: an in-law or a traveling vibrator salesman for instance, and they point to “Lost in Spain” and say, “Ha, I loved that book!”


And that’s when you get to tell them all about how you grew up with me, or blogged with me, or lived in Spain with me, or got paid to beat me with a giant 24 inch dildo, or donned ass-less chaps with me while we got loaded with Dick Cheney and Maria Shriver (wait, was the same night as the dildo beating?), or booked me into the Dade County Jail… whatever, the point is that you get to say you know me.


That could never happen with a kindle. So buy my book and tell your story!

  2 comments for “Worst Sales Pitch EVER

  1. March 14, 2014 at 12:41 am

    Oh. My. Lord.

  2. March 24, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    What Lisa said. 🙂

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