Last week I had Jury Duty. I’m pretty sure that will either end up here or in my next book. Anyway, I’m back. Two weeks ago I wrote about how I became a hero to my wife by vanquishing an evil enemy. After slaying the repulsive bug beast, I was left with questions. Questions and a red brown sludge filled…
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Florida Horror Story
Last night I got on a bus with Sarah Silverman, Jonah Hill and Jessica Lange. As we climbed aboard I saw that it was a long bar-bus limo thing and I wondered if I was in a cool Bud Light commercial where I get the night of my life in exchange for selling my soul for a multi-national company whose…
Apocalypse Not
I’m Not Ready For The Apocalypse I always thought I was but, seriously, I’m not at all ready for the apocalypse. The first end of the world novel I read was Stephen King’s The Stand. I was 13 at the time and fell immediately in love with the concept. Since then it’s stayed a very popular trope. There have been thousands…
Spanish Tile Roof Smashing
We’re lucky to live on the beach. We even have a water view from our front door and balcony. We would have a full water view if not for the row of six condos that sit directly between our house and the water. If it sounds like I’m resentful of the strip mall McMansion mentality that caused condos to spring…