About This Website
I wish I could say this new, pristine website was going to be a laser focused vehicle to show what a goddamned comedic genius I am. But it’s not going to be that at all. Blogging has always been an outlet to my overstimulated brain. It’s a vent in the factory of a thousand amphetamine addled chimpanzees furiously throwing feces at a thousand internet search engines in the hope of blocking out the ever-encroaching darkness of my soul.
See, I’ve noticed that when I don’t write every day I get weird. I’m weird anyway so any leveling up in weirdness puts me past the scope of the Myers-Briggs and onto the Spears-McAfee.
That being said I still plan to be slightly more organized than before. I’m still going to (attempt) to entertain you with humor. I’m going to write reviews for books, tv shows, and movies, because media is kind of my thing.
Also, I’m going to write onion-like (works two ways, see what I did there?) satire. Above all I’m going to try to be present for you people because I have missed the ever-loving shit out of you all.
Let me know if there’s anything else you’d like to see.