Home Alone With Pets Last week my wife left for two weeks in London. She said she was going to visit family but I suspect she secretly enrolled in Hogwarts or married a tennis pro at Wimbledon. Really, why else would anyone go to London? So she’s either going to come back as a wizardly witch or a rich bitch…
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Eight Things You Must Do To Avoid Doing Anything
Master these eight rules and you too can avoid doing anything else with your life. It has taken me decades of avoiding work and work related activities to compile this foolproof method of ensuring failure and I’m sure that you can use them to lose at life as well. Do you find yourself sitting at your desk in your mansion while…