15:00 Minutes After the final rose was given the runner-up left the stage. Staggering in shock, the man weaved between camera men, paparazzi and two fourteen year old girls who came because they couldn’t get tickets to One Direction, to get away. The brilliant white stage lights beat down upon him like a judgment, making his fake tan look orange.…
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Puppy Is Afraid Of The Dark
Doggy Nightmares My Spanish dog, The Puppy, is afraid of everything as I’ve explained in the last blog. Well, a new fear has sprung up like an oily and poisonous mushroom in the dark and fertile ground of her mind. Puppy is now afraid of the dark. To be precise, It’s not so much the dark as the sudden, explosive cancelling…
Lost Without Karen Part 2
Home Alone And Lost I spent the entire first half of this blog complaining about the pets I have to care for in Karen’s absence. These are my pets too of course, and I care for them often while Karen’s home anyway, it’s just not as full on. The pets and all the added responsibility are not the real problem…
Lost Without Karen
Home Alone With Pets Last week my wife left for two weeks in London. She said she was going to visit family but I suspect she secretly enrolled in Hogwarts or married a tennis pro at Wimbledon. Really, why else would anyone go to London? So she’s either going to come back as a wizardly witch or a rich bitch…